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Welcome to the Discworld! The only world which floats through space on the backs of four elephants, standing on the back of a giant turtle. The world with its own laws, ruled by magic, power of story and belief that such a world could possibly exist.

This is the world where the difference between heroes and villains merely lies in the perspective of the viewer. The world where nothing is as it should be.


Familiarity with books or movies is useful, but not required!


COMING SOON



COMING SOON





When dragons belch and hippos flee

My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee

Let others boast of martial dash

For we have boldly fought with cash

We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes.

We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.

Morporkia! Morporkia!

Morporkia owns the day!

We can rule you wholesale

Touch us and you'll pay.



We bankrupt all invaders,

We sell them souvenirs,

We ner ner ner ner ner ner by the ears,

Er ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner,

Ner ner ner ner ner ner, ner ner ner ner ner,

Ner your gleaming swords, we mortgaged to the hilt.

Morporkia! Morporkia!

Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner

We can rule you wholesale

Credit where it's due.



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Welcome
[ ]The Guide
All new and potential members are encouraged to read the important information found in this section.
You're a Discworld fan? Great! You've never read any of the books, but you still feel like joining? Our guide should help you!

33on Jan 25, 2012, 7:40pm
by Lady Margolotta von Überwald
in A Tourist Guide to Dis...
[ ]Character Creation

Everything you need to create a character can be found here, including canon list, useful character information and application template. We accept both canon and original characters!

45on Feb 5, 2012, 12:26am
by Lady Margolotta von Überwald
in Lady Margolotta etc vo...
[ ]Accepted Applications

This is the place where your character applications go, after being accepted by a staff member.

36on Mar 6, 2012, 4:49pm
by Lady Margolotta von Überwald
in Ponder Stibbons
[ ]Rejected Applications

Your application doesn't fulfill our requirements? You were given more than enough time, but you haven't finished the application? Don't worry, after being rejected, feel free to reapply for your character or create a completely new one!

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[ ]Sign-Ups

12on Mar 8, 2012, 1:01am
by Ponder Stibbons
in Face Claims
[ ]Character Requests

Looking for someone to play a certain character important for your plot? Do you have too many characters and you wish to put them up for adoption? Post in this section!

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[ ]Absences

If you're planning on leaving us for a short or long period of time, be so kind to post here and let us know!

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Character Extras
[ ]Thread Tracker

Keep track of your threads and open threads in general!
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[ ]Plots and Relationships

What is going to happen? What do you want to happen? This is the place to talk about the plot or create relationships with other characters!

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[ ]Clacks

Sending an urgent message to someone? Whether it is a letter to a family member, a business letter, or you're merely playing board games via clack system, post here!

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Ankh-Morpork
[ ]The Mended Drum

Formerly the Broken Drum, until it burned down in the city's first attempt at insurance fraud, is the city's principal inn. Located on Filigree Street, it is a rowdy, cloudy, crowded, smelly and utterly disreputable establishment.

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[ ]The City Watch Headquarters

Located on the Pseudopolis Yard. The building was owned by Lady Sybil Ramkin, who donated it to the Watch, when the dragon burned down the old Watch House.

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[ ]The Patrician's Palace

The Patrician's Palace is, of course, where the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork rules, or works. The Palace, which used to be the Royal Winter Palace for the old kings of Ankh, has several notable features, including the dungeons, the gardens, the Throne room and the Oblong office, where the current Patrician, Lord Havelock Vetinari, works. It is rumored that his bedroom is next door, but nobody can imagine Lord Vetinari ever wasting time with such mundane matters as sleeping.

16on Mar 31, 2012, 7:57pm
by Lady Margolotta von Überwald
in An Appointment ( Lady ...
[ ]The Unseen University

The Unseen University (UU), located in the city of Ankh-Morpork and centred around the 800-foot Tower of Art, the tallest building on the Disc, it is the premier magic academy on the Discworld. The UU is staffed by a faculty composed of mostly indolent and inept old wizards.
The head of Unseen University is the Archchancellor, currently Mustrum Ridcully.

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[ ]The Ankh-Morpork Post Office

Located on Widdershins Broadway, opposite the Patrician's Palace and operating the Ankh-Morpork Postal System, under the current Postmaster General Moist von Lipwig.

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[ ]The Ankh-Morpork Times

The Times offices and printing presses are located in Gleam Street.
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[ ]Biers

Biers is a pub frequented by creatures of the night, usually lumped together as "undead", though they can include werewolves and bogeymen. Difficult to find, unless you happen to be "the right sort."

15on Feb 20, 2012, 12:42am
by Lady Margolotta von Überwald
in A Round of Drinks [Angua]
[ ]The Shades

Ankh-Morpork's poorest area. It is considered dangerous even by the standards of the rest of the city, and absolutely not a place to be after dark. Includes the Cockbill Street, the birthplace of Samuel Vimes.

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[ ]The Opera House

The Opera House is situated in Pseudopolis Yard, opposite the City Watch headquarters. A place of culture, grand building, with a stage, a pit for the orchestra, rows upon rows of seats, and balcony boxes for the special guests.

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[ ]The Dysk

A theatre staging "usurper-killing-a-king dramas".

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[ ]Guilds of Ankh-Morpork

There are over 300 guilds in the city Ankh-Morpork, including: Assassins' Guild, Alchemists' Guild, Beggars' Guild, Fools' Guild, Lawyers' Guild, Seamstresses' Guild (euphemistically named), Thieves' Guild, Guild of Musicians, Guild of Accountants etc

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[ ]Streets of Ankh - Morpork

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Around the Disc
[ ]Lancre

The kingdom of Lancre is situated in the Ramtop mountains. Although most maps show Lancre to measure roughly 40 miles by 10 miles in size, its true area remains unknown, due to its mountainous terrain and high level of background magic.

The Ramtops are a major earthing point for the Discworld's magical field. Lancre is famous for witches, especially since the publication of The Joye of Snackes (an erotic cookbook) by "A Lancre Witch", i.e. Nanny Ogg. Lancre also contains a gateway into the "parasite universe" of the elves.

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[ ]Überwald

Formerly the Dark Empire, Evil Empire or Unholy Empire, with the double-headed bat as symbol, and once ruled by the Evil Emperor, who was, well, evil. It is the mountainous region of winter climate, dark and mystery, ruled by the lore. Humans of Überwald mostly fill the roles of exploited citizens and the ruling nobility consists of vampires, werewolf families and, in the recent times, dwarfs.

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[ ]Genua

Genua is located in swamp area, at the mouth of the Vieux River. The city of cooks and carnivals, with warm, wet, sunny climate. Don't miss the annual Fat Lunchtime carnival on the night of Samedi Nuit Mort.

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[ ]Quirm

A quiet and peaceful town, and for this reason is a popular holiday destination, as well as where Morporkians go when they retire. The city is famous for its floral clock; a circle of flowers, each of which opens its petals at a different hour and its (blue-veined) cheese. However, Quirm is most significant as the location of the Quirm College for Young Ladies, which has been popular with the upper class for many years and the birthplace of famous inventor Leonard of Quirm.

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[ ]Klatch

Klatch is a country on the Circle Sea. It is also the name of the continent upon which the country is located. The capital city is Al Khali, and it is ruled by a Seriph. The country is a large and powerful nation, commercial rival of Ankh-Morpork. Despite the claims of certain Morporkians, it is a scientifically advanced nation, responsible for mathematics and astronomy among other inventions.

The country is primarily desert, famous for Klatchian coffee. Klatchian coffee has a strong sobering effect, bringing the drinker "to the other side of sobriety". Popular modes of transport include camels and magic carpets.

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[ ]Agatean Empire

The Empire was founded by the Emperor One Sun Mirror thousands of years ago and until fairly recently it was ruled by a number of constantly fighting and somewhat psychotic noble families (the Hongs, the Sungs, the Fangs, the Tangs and the McSweeneys), all jockeying to be emperor. They viewed politics as similar to chess; the goal was to put one's opponent in an untenable position, and the best way to do that was to take as many opposing pieces as possible. And it did not matter if you sacrificed your own pawns.
The crust of the Agatean Empire is composed largely of gold, octiron and other heavy metals. In Ankh-Morpork and its environs, the Empire is known as the Aurient - 'the place where the gold comes from'.
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[ ]Pseudopolis

Pseudopolis is a city-state on the Sto Plains, formerly a duchy but recently declared a republic. It is probably the largest city on the continent after Ankh-Morpork. The Brazeneck College of magic, rival of the Unseen University, is located in Pseudopolis.


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[ ]Djelibeybi

Also called the Kingdom of the Sun and the Old Kingdom. Principal crops: melons, garlic and, since they are increasingly encroaching on the fertile agricultural land, pyramids. The kingdom is almost entirely underwater during the flood season, and both threatened and protected on either side by stronger neighbours. It was once great, but all that now remains is an expensive palace, a few ruins and pyramids.

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Out of Character
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