Lady Margolotta etc von Überwald [WIP]

[Lady Margolotta von Überwald]

In the beginning there was nothing

and it exploded[/center][/size][/font][/color]

Luck is my middle name

mind you, my first name is Bad[/center][/size][/font][/color]
Name:

Margolotta Amaya Katerina Assumpta Crassina (short form) von Überwald

Nickname/s:

Margolotta; Margo (for privileged few)

Age:

It is impolite to ask a lady her age

Species:

Vampire

Gender:

Female

Occupation:

Noblewoman, politician, founding member of the Überwald Temperance League

Current Residence:

Zer Castle near Bonk (pronounced be-yonk), Überwald

Lots of people would be as cowardly as me

if they were brave enough[/center][/size][/font][/color]
Likes:

Lord Vetinari
Zer b-vord (not consuming doesn't mean not liking)
Her vampire abilities
Reading
Politics
Black Scopani cigarettes (even vampires have bad habits...)
Chintz (...and strange taste)

Dislikes:

Werewolves
Love poetry
Sunlight
Dwarfs and trolls
Traveling "a la bat" (can be quite a nuisance if you don't have a spare dress)

Strengths:

(Technically) immortal and (nearly) indestructible
Very fast and strong
Glamour
Can levitate and change into a bat at will (although she generally prefers not to)
Heightened senses (night-vision, hearing and smell to certain extent)
Self-control
Far more intelligent than the other vampires

Weaknesses:

Zer b-vord
Garlic
Sunlight
Holy symbols

Fear/s:

txt

Personality:

At least 3 decent sentences

Could I compare you to a summer's day

because...well, June 12^th was quite nice...[/center][/size][/font][/color]
Play-By:

Catherine Zeta Jones

Physical Appearance:

Lady Margolotta of Uberwald is a rather short, but attractive and pleasant woman, with a slightly fussy air around her. In her pink jumper (with embroidered bats, of course), with pearls and flat shoes, she looks more like a housewife or someone's mother, than like a dangerous political force. She does, after all, offer chocolate biscuits and manages the most radiant, yet slightly shark-like smile. As any other vampire, Margolotta is rather attractive for human standards, with long dark hair and very pale complexion. Her good looks combined with glamour she carries with her, can easily make her the object of any man's desire, if she wants it. She doesn't. She has more important things to deal with. However, her ladyship can still be seen wearing black dresses and high heels, because - well, old habits die hard. It is confirmed by a reliable source that lady Margolotta owns a dress made of brimstoned rubber and leather.

My father is the Emperor of Klatch

and my mother is a small tray of raspberry puddings[/center][/size][/font][/color]
Birthplace:

Überwald

Parents:

Deceased

Siblings:

None

Love interest:

Havelock Vetinari None

Children:

None

Other important individuals:

Igor (her butler);
Miss Healstether (her librarian and occasional doppelganger);
Otto Chriek (close friend and a devoted League member;
Mr Nutt (pet failure traitor friend)

History:

5 sentences or more

I expect I've saved the day

Right?[/center][/size][/font][/color]
Your Name:

Margo (on the C-Box)

Have you read the rules?:

I have written them

RP Sample:

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Five exclamation marks

the sure sign of an insane mind[/center][/size][/font][/color]

The application above was created by Malena. Quotes were taken from Terry Pratchett's books.
Do not steal anything, or you will be hung upside down over a scorpion pit!!!!!